Qantas A380 Business Class to Sydney
Boarding had already started by the time I arrived at Gate 154. The Business Class lane was wide open and I was upstairs and on board a couple minutes later.
Qantas A380 Business Class is a far cry from First Class on the main deck of this plane. It is also a far cry from Business Class on the 789 or most good airlines. Ugly and dated 2-2-2 seating. And after a couple of hours, quite uncomfortable. Add in an indifferent crew and this was a long, long flight.
One of the advantages of a window seat is the storage compartments. Small price to pay for having to hop over your seatmate later on to go to the lav.
Good leg room and that handy window storage space and counter top.
Tonight's menu with the usual Great Barrier Reef cover.
The pre-order Breakfast menu.
The Qantas amenity kit. Pretty pathetic although rather fitting for a garbage Business Class product.
Let's check out the IFE...
Apparently Qantas is the internet word for "we've never heard of Wifi mate". It's 2019 and it's a 15 hour flight for effsake. But if I'm really desperate supposedly I can message someone on the ground for $1.90 a message. LOL.
Or even chat with another passenger. Wow, the guy that thought up this one is probably CEO now.
Speaking of IFE... so I was watching Red Sparrow for what seems like the 10th time while waiting for service to begin, when the Purser came by to inform me that, so sorry, but they were going to have to reboot because some people were having trouble with their screen. Not me mind you, but others. OK, well thank you for the 10 minute break.
And then pretzels/almond mix.
Meal service for non-Express started around 75 minutes after wheels up. Note to Qantas: Meal service without a tray works great for 1-2-1 seat but not for a window seat in this 2-2-2 seating since the FA can't reach the A tray table without an effort which this group had no interest in doing. So we get the flight attendant passing each item after item to me in A for me to place. I wasn't hungry but took one for the team and the photo op. Qantas doesn't print a wine list for Business so it's hard to tell what the optons were. I went with the Pinot Grigio which was the only white. It was served warm at room temperature. Well done again Qantas... and please close my shades as it will be morning in Sydney when we arrive.
Yeah, that looks about as appetizing as AA domestic salad.
I pre-ordered the Spicey pulled pork ciabatta.
Which was actually pretty good, at the least the few bites that I had.
I made my own bed and got six hours of on and off reasonably good airplane sleep. With some 6 hours to go, I carefully made my way over me sleeping seatmate and explored the cabin. Interesting crew seats.
And then the front part of the upper deck.
The Qantas Business Class snack offering. Pretty pathetic compared to what American offers.
Then there was a completely empty Business Class lounge area, which looked far more comfortable than my dopey 11A. With no one else there, I decided to relocate and squatted for a good 5 hours. Much better than sitting in that Business Class seat. Even better when I discovered the IFE controls and power outlets hidden away in the little cubbies.
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody and The Meg, both for the 2nd time.
After 3 or 4 hours, a flight attendant stopped by and asked if I'd like anything. I requested the taste smoky bacon, egg and herb tart, although initially she had no idea that it was on the menu.
It was quite tasty.
More IFE with some dude doing his exercise routine.
Back in my 11A, on approach on a beautiful summer morning in Sydney.
Mercifully, this 15 hour ordeal on one of the worst airlines in the free world was finally over. Qantas A380 Business Class would be my last choice on this route when AA, VA and DL all offer 1-2-1 seating. Even United is better despite their 2-2-2 Dreamliner seating. At least it is a comfortable 2-2-2 and they have Wifi and far better IFE.